Mankind has created spectacular works of art, engineered incredibly tall buildings, designed impressive supercomputers, lived in outerspace, discovered cures for nasty diseases. As a whole, nothing can compare to human intelligence, but sometimes humans, well, you know...

Search results for were

Flight attendant jailed for bomb hoax

May 25 2009 - Reuters
LONDON (Reuters) – A flight attendant was jailed for 18 months on Thursday for leaving a bomb hoax note on board an Emirates aircraft he was working on and sparking a scare that led to London's Gatwick Airport briefly closing.

Australian...

[read the complete brainless article]

Florida woman calls 911 3 times over McNuggets

Mar 3 2009 - AP
FORT PIERCE, Fla. – Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of McNuggets. A police report said 27-year-old Fort Pierce resident Latreasa L. Goodman told authorities she paid for...

[read the complete brainless article]

Woman found living with three dead siblings

Nov 10 2008 - Reuters
An elderly woman has been living with two skeletons and a badly decomposed body of her siblings in a suburb of Chicago, one of whom may have died at least 20 years ago, authorities said on Saturday.

The remains were found covered by sheets...

[read the complete brainless article]

Naked Japan major nabbed with women's underwear

Nov 7 2008 - Reuters
TOKYO (Reuters) – A male Japanese air force major caught naked while shopping for women's underwear has been suspended from his duties for 10 days, a spokeswoman at his base said on Friday.

The man, on his way home from a late-night...

[read the complete brainless article]

Cambodian couple saw house in half in divorce

Oct 10 2008 - AP
PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - A couple in rural Cambodia has terminated their 18-year marriage with a divorce settlement that entailed sawing in two the wooden house they once shared, villagers said Friday. The husband, 42-year-old Moeun Sarim, has taken away...

[read the complete brainless article]

Lewd vandal leaves greasy imprints on Neb. town

Sep 12 2008 - AP
Boy, how people here wish their busiest vandal would find another way to make his mark. Beginning more than a year ago, some man has been skipping from one business to another at night, pressing his naked behind — sometimes his groin, sometimes...

[read the complete brainless article]

Cops: Woman marks birthday by aiding son in heists

Aug 20 2008 - AP
Police in Wisconsin say a woman celebrated her birthday by helping her teenage son rob two gas stations. Officers in the Milwaukee suburb of Greenfield say the 37-year-old woman acted as the getaway driver while her 17-year-old son robbed the stations...

[read the complete brainless article]

Birmingham's green! But is that Alabama?

Aug 14 2008 - Reuters
Council chiefs in Birmingham were left red-faced when they mistakenly used a picture of their U.S. namesake in Alabama on thousands of official leaflets.

Pamphlets about recycling in the West Midlands bore an image showing the skyline of the...

[read the complete brainless article]

Ohio Burger King worker takes bath in utility sink

Aug 12 2008 - AP
Burger King Corp. said Tuesday it has parted ways with an employee who was recorded taking a soapy bath in the restaurant's utility sink. The nearly four-minute video, which was posted Thursday on MySpace.com, shows the unidentified employee taking...

[read the complete brainless article]

Grandad is killed by cat's faeces

Aug 8 2008 - The Sun
A GRANDAD was killed by his beloved cat after catching a deadly bug from its faeces in his garden, an inquest heard.

Retired businessman Victor Lepford, 71, is thought to have contracted E.coli from handling soiled grass clippings.
[read the complete brainless article]


Aug 6 2008 -
 It was Katie and Darren's wedding day and they were in the clouds — strapped to the top of biplanes reciting vows 1,000 feet above the earth. Katie Hodgson, 23, took to the skies Tuesday in a full bridal gown on the top wing of red-and-white...

[read the complete brainless article]

British couple wed strapped to wings of airplanes

Aug 6 2008 - AP
 It was Katie and Darren's wedding day and they were in the clouds — strapped to the top of biplanes reciting vows 1,000 feet above the earth. Katie Hodgson, 23, took to the skies Tuesday in a full bridal gown on the top wing of red-and-white...

[read the complete brainless article]

Farmer sends message to neighbors with car fence

Aug 4 2008 - AP
A farmer has erected a fence in his backyard made of three old cars sticking up in the air to send a message to new neighbors that he can do whatever he wants on his farm. "This is just a fun way for me to say, 'Hey boys, I'm still here,'"...

[read the complete brainless article]

Rig dumps tons of dirt when nature calls driver

Aug 3 2008 - AP
Authorities say a truck driver who spilled tons of dirt along a Seattle highway and backed up traffic for hours just really had to go to the bathroom.

Police say the driver was trying to ease the rig to the side of U.S. Highway 2 on Friday...

[read the complete brainless article]

Judge: Girl's name, Talula Does The Hula, won't do

Jul 24 2008 - AP
A family court judge in New Zealand has had enough with parents giving their children bizarre names here, and did something about it.

Just ask Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. He had her renamed.

Judge Rob Murfitt made the 9-year-old...

[read the complete brainless article]

Search

Navigation