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Florida woman calls 911 3 times over McNuggets

Mar 3 2009 - AP
FORT PIERCE, Fla. – Authorities say a Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonald's employees told her they were out of McNuggets. A police report said 27-year-old Fort Pierce resident Latreasa L. Goodman told authorities she paid for...

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Anti-kidnap expert kidnapped in Mexico

Dec 15 2008 - AFP
A top US anti-kidnapping expert was kidnapped in northeast Mexico last week, reports said Monday, in an audacious move amid a wave of drug-related violence and kidnappings.

Security advisor Felix Batista, 55, was abducted on December 10 in...

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Woman found living with three dead siblings

Nov 10 2008 - Reuters
An elderly woman has been living with two skeletons and a badly decomposed body of her siblings in a suburb of Chicago, one of whom may have died at least 20 years ago, authorities said on Saturday.

The remains were found covered by sheets...

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Naked Japan major nabbed with women's underwear

Nov 7 2008 - Reuters
TOKYO (Reuters) – A male Japanese air force major caught naked while shopping for women's underwear has been suspended from his duties for 10 days, a spokeswoman at his base said on Friday.

The man, on his way home from a late-night...

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Cambodian couple saw house in half in divorce

Oct 10 2008 - AP
PHNOM PENH, Cambodia - A couple in rural Cambodia has terminated their 18-year marriage with a divorce settlement that entailed sawing in two the wooden house they once shared, villagers said Friday. The husband, 42-year-old Moeun Sarim, has taken away...

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Lewd vandal leaves greasy imprints on Neb. town

Sep 12 2008 - AP
Boy, how people here wish their busiest vandal would find another way to make his mark. Beginning more than a year ago, some man has been skipping from one business to another at night, pressing his naked behind — sometimes his groin, sometimes...

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Doctor fired for allegedly trying to give epidural while drunk

Sep 6 2008 - 9News.com
A Massachusetts doctor has been fired and lost the right to renew his medical license for allegedly trying to give a pregnant woman an epidural while drunk.

Witnesses say 39-year-old Robert Dolan was drinking from a bottle of bourbon that he...

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Buy evidence of my husband's adultery on eBay

Aug 13 2008 - Reuters
An Australian woman has taken revenge on her cheating husband by putting a photograph of his lover's underpants up for sale on the auction site eBay.

In the listing the woman says she is selling a picture of a pair of lacy black knickers...

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Man says he's porn inspector, demands free videos

Aug 11 2008 - AP
A man claiming to be a police detective tried to get an adult novelty shop to give him free X-rated videos, saying he wanted to make sure the performers weren't underage, authorities said.

He made three tries within nine days last month...

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Grandad is killed by cat's faeces

Aug 8 2008 - The Sun
A GRANDAD was killed by his beloved cat after catching a deadly bug from its faeces in his garden, an inquest heard.

Retired businessman Victor Lepford, 71, is thought to have contracted E.coli from handling soiled grass clippings.
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Man flying lawn chair lifted by helium balloons

Jul 5 2008 - AP
Riding a green lawn chair supported by a rainbow array of more than 150 helium-filled party balloons, Kent Couch took off Saturday in a third bid to fly from central Oregon all the way to Idaho.

Couch kissed his wife and kids goodbye, and patted...

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Copper thief's fatal 11,000 volts

Jul 4 2008 - Yorkshire Post
A SCRAP metal dealer stealing copper from a disused mill accidentally caused a huge electrical explosion, an inquest heard yesterday.

John Roberts, 39, suffered deep burns to his face, arms, hands and chest but managed to leave the mill, climb...

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"Brothel bus" makes last stop in Miami Beach

Jun 26 2008 - Reuters
A "brothel bus" that detectives said cruised Miami Beach offering lap dances and drinks has taken its last ride, police said on Wednesday.

Riders were offered oral sex for $100, according to Miami Beach police who impounded the limousine...

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Buy a car, get a free gun

May 23 2008 - Reuters
A Missouri car dealer said on Thursday sales have soared at his auto and truck business since launching a promotion this week that promises buyers a free handgun or a $250 gas card with every purchase.

Max Motors, a small Butler, Missouri dealership...

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CT boy finally takes off Packers jersey after 1,581 days

May 5 2008 - AP
GREEN BAY, Wis. - David Witthoft finally shunned his Brett Favre jersey for a red shirt for the first time in 1,581 days. The 12-year-old Ridgefield, Conn. boy wore the No. 4 jersey every day since receiving it as a gift for Christmas in 2003.
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