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Deputies find sleeping burglar at AZ gun store

Sep 16 2008 - AP
Sheriff's deputies in Yavapai County said a man picked the wrong place to take a nap, but he'll now have plenty of time to catch up on sleep.

Sheriff's spokesman Dwight D'Evelyn said in a statement that deputies responding to...

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Rig dumps tons of dirt when nature calls driver

Aug 3 2008 - AP
Authorities say a truck driver who spilled tons of dirt along a Seattle highway and backed up traffic for hours just really had to go to the bathroom.

Police say the driver was trying to ease the rig to the side of U.S. Highway 2 on Friday...

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Boars help German cops capture auto theft suspect

May 23 2008 - AP
A herd of wild boars has thwarted a suspected car thief's getaway in northern Germany.

Police in Schwerin say the 18-year-old abandoned a stolen SUV he was driving Thursday after failing to shake off a chasing patrol car by driving into...

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Woman nabbed for alleged DUI at same crash spot

May 20 2008 - AP
Call it drunken driving deja vu. For the second time in five months, a 23-year-old California woman has been arrested after she allegedly crashed her car while driving under the influence at the exact same spot north of Lake Tahoe.

And to top...

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Man who walked naked along Pa. highway charged

May 1 2008 - AP
READING, Pa. - A 38-year-old Reading man who walked naked along a highway after being thrown into the woods following a crash is charged with a variety of crimes.

Police say John Messerly was driving his employer's minivan April 4 when...

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Roger that. It's a man on a lawn mower

Feb 27 2008 - AP
A man led police on a very slow-speed chase, refusing to stop while riding a lawn mower at about 3 mph across a busy street and steering it toward an officer before he was grabbed and arrested, a police report says.

Now, authorities say, the...

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That's it for today. You guys gotta walk

Feb 15 2008 - AP
A driver who apparently took her work rules very seriously abandoned a bus full of former prisoners along a highway because her hours for the day were over, police said.

The 40 passengers had been paroled or released from the state prison in...

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Dog poop shoe prints lead to arrest

Jan 10 2008 - AP
 Dog isn't this man's best friend. Josue Herrios-Coronilla, 18, drove his black Camaro on the wrong side of the road Wednesday and crashed into the yard of man who owns four dogs, police said.

Police found crushed bushes, a damaged...

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Man, 85, clocked at 100 mph in snow, ice

Jan 4 2008 - AP
An 85-year-old motorist lost his license and his Oldsmobile for a week and likely faces a hefty fine after becoming the oldest person snagged to date by a new Ontario law aimed at cracking down on street racers, even though he was just speeding.
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Man using GPS drives in front of train

Jan 3 2008 - AP
A Global Positioning System can tell a driver a lot of things — but apparently not when a train is coming. A computer consultant driving a rental car drove onto train tracks Wednesday using the instructions his GPS unit gave him. A train was barreling...

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Mont. man with gift wrapped pot arrested

Nov 28 2007 - AP
A Montana man was arrested in Oregon's Klamath County after a state trooper found nearly two pounds of marijuana wrapped as a Christmas present in the man's car.

Oregon State Police said the trooper found about three pounds of marijuana...

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Truck gets stuck under Lindsay Street bridge

Oct 1 2007 - News-Record.com
The driver of a tractor trailer found herself jammed up underneath a railroad bridge on East Lindsay Street Monday morning.

Stella Trent was driving eastbound just after 10 a.m. when she attempted to drive under the bridge, according to Greensboro...

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Cops: Nude driver's conduct distracting

Sep 4 2007 - AP
A naked man driving along the Indiana Toll Road was arrested and charged because his lewd conduct distracted other motorists, police said.

The 37-year-old Chicago man was traveling east to Ohio to visit his mother, police said. He was nude...

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Wienermobile gets parking ticket

Aug 10 2007 - AP
A parking ticket topped the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile after it was left parked illegally on a downtown Chicago thoroughfare.

The 27-foot fiberglass sausage was ticketed Thursday morning after its driver parked it on Michigan Avenue and left...

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Armless man gets 5 years for driving

Aug 3 2007 - AP
A man with no arms and one leg who wouldn't stop driving despite a long list of traffic violations was sentenced to five years in prison Friday on felony driving and drug charges.

Michael Francis Wiley, 40, also was sentenced to 15 years...

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