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Archived brainless wonders for May 2008

Man arrested in Texas for trying to cash $360 billion check

May 1 2008 - AP
FORT WORTH, Texas - Charles Ray Fuller must have been planning one big record company. The 21-year-old North Texas man was arrested last week for trying to cash a $360 billion check, saying he wanted to start a record business. Tellers at the Fort Worth...

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Man who walked naked along Pa. highway charged

May 1 2008 - AP
READING, Pa. - A 38-year-old Reading man who walked naked along a highway after being thrown into the woods following a crash is charged with a variety of crimes.

Police say John Messerly was driving his employer's minivan April 4 when...

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CT boy finally takes off Packers jersey after 1,581 days

May 5 2008 - AP
GREEN BAY, Wis. - David Witthoft finally shunned his Brett Favre jersey for a red shirt for the first time in 1,581 days. The 12-year-old Ridgefield, Conn. boy wore the No. 4 jersey every day since receiving it as a gift for Christmas in 2003.
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Motorcyclist flipped bird, popped wheelie, crashed

May 5 2008 - AP
COPIAGUE, N.Y. - A Long Island man who flipped his finger at a police cruiser and then popped a wheelie on his motorcycle is recovering from injuries after crashing.

Suffolk County Police said Frank Patti, 26, of West Islip, rode by the police...

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Men charged after skull dug up, used as bong

May 9 2008 - Reuters
Authorities in Texas have filed corpse-abuse charges against two men who allegedly removed a skull from a grave and used it as a bong.

The Harris County District Attorney's Office confirmed on Thursday that misdemeanor abuse of corpse charges...

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Malaysian woman mistook naked thief for husband

May 12 2008 - Reuters
A Malaysian woman woke up to a real-life nightmare, discovering that the naked man who had slipped into her bed in the middle of the night was a thief, not her husband, a newspaper said on Tuesday.

The 36-year-old housewife was asleep when...

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