Mankind has created spectacular works of art, engineered incredibly tall buildings, designed impressive supercomputers, lived in outerspace, discovered cures for nasty diseases. As a whole, nothing can compare to human intelligence, but sometimes humans, well, you know...
Archived brainless wonders for Nov 2007
Texan sets record with 87 snakes in tub
Nov 5 2007 - AP
Another day, another bizarre world record for Jackie Bibby, the "Texas Snake Man." Bibby spent about 45 minutes in a see-through bathtub with 87 rattlesnakes Monday, fully clothed, shattering his own record by 12 snakes just in time for Guinness...
Flasher strips off in court
Nov 9 2007 - Reuters
A German flasher stunned lawyers during his appeal hearing on a flashing conviction by stripping off in court, authorities said Thursday.
"The court withdrew for deliberations and during the adjournment the man removed his clothes again,"...
UK man jailed 2 years for obscene calls
Nov 9 2007 - AP
The underwear-obsessed telephone stalker's undoing proved to be the opening of a gym opposite the apartment that the 40-year-old shared with his mother.
Detectives caught Paul Kavanagh on film, leaning over the balcony of the West London...
Pedophile allowed to work in kindergarten
Nov 15 2007 - Reuters
A convicted pedophile sentenced to do community service in a German kindergarten will return to court next week to face charges of abusing two children there, a regional prosecutor's office said Thursday.
The man was allowed to work as...
Cypriot seeks to unravel curse with pants and egg
Nov 16 2007 - Reuters
Having marital problems? Have you tried putting egg in your underpants?
A woman in Cyprus is on trial for sorcery after pledging to shake off a curse apparently plaguing a man's relationship with his wife and mother-in-law.
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Bride, groom stopped in Iraq actually terror suspects
Nov 26 2007 - CNN.com
Soldiers manning a checkpoint near Baghdad stopped a wedding convoy to find that the purported bride and groom were wanted terror suspects, an Iraqi Defense Ministry official said Monday.
Abbas al-Dobbi, left, and al-Bahadli were reportedly...
Pair learn finders not always keepers
Nov 26 2007 - AP
A pair of Salem residents learned the hard way that finders are not always keepers. Lonnie Anderson, 47, and Jacqueline Shimmin, 37, were arrested last week failing to return a lost ring. Each faces a charge of first-degree aggravated theft of lost or...
Russian mugger takes the cake
Nov 27 2007 - Reuters
A Russian mugger stole a woman's cake as she walked by, then asked the victim to call police so he could go back to prison, Russian media reported on Tuesday.
A police spokeswoman in Krasnoyarsk, 4400 km (2700 miles) east of Moscow, said...
Man explodes grenade after ticket request
Nov 27 2007 - Reuters
A Russian man blew himself up with a hand grenade Tuesday shortly after train inspectors asked to see his ticket.
The inspectors thought they saw a hand grenade in the man's pocket and asked him to get off the commuter train at Asha...
Mont. man with gift wrapped pot arrested
Nov 28 2007 - AP
A Montana man was arrested in Oregon's Klamath County after a state trooper found nearly two pounds of marijuana wrapped as a Christmas present in the man's car.
Oregon State Police said the trooper found about three pounds of marijuana...