Archived brainless wonders for Mar 2007
Mankind has created spectacular works of art, engineered incredibly tall buildings, designed impressive supercomputers, lived in outerspace, discovered cures for nasty diseases. As a whole, nothing can compare to human intelligence, but sometimes humans, well, you know...
Teens Busted For Sex In Public Library
Mar 1 2007 - Northwest Herald
The library is not usually considered a venue for sex, but two Woodstock residents were caught in the act at the Woodstock Public Library this week, a police official said.
Raul A. Tapia, 19, and a juvenile female were caught having consensual...
Topless wife photo ends man's pole protest
Mar 2 2007 - Reuters
A German man who spent 10 days in a self-made box atop a 72-foot-tall pole to protest a looming jail term was lured off his perch by his wife -- who sent up a topless picture of herself in his lunch box.
Fred Gregor, 45, was bidding to have...
Prisoner caught with grenade where?
Mar 2 2007 - Reuters
An inmate at an El Salvador jail was caught with a hand grenade stuffed up his backside -- a novel attempt to disguise his apparent escape plans.
Guards at the San Francisco Gotera prison outside the capital San Salvador found the V40 grenade,...
Australian sentenced for smuggling fish
Mar 2 2007 - AP
An Australian woman was sentenced Friday to nine months of community service work for smuggling protected fish from Asia in her dress.
Sharon Naismith, 45, was caught in June 2005 at the airport in the southern city of Melbourne after customs...
Man tells police that he's a werewolf
Mar 5 2007 - AP
A former inmate told police that he was a werewolf and could change shapes after he was arrested for breaking into a woman's apartment. Robert Marsh, 39, appeared Friday in Fond du Lac County Circuit Court on charges of criminal trespassing, criminal...
Man wanted for trying to revive father's corpse
Mar 5 2007 - Reuters
Pakistani police are hunting a man who dug up his father's two-year old corpse and took it home in a hijacked ambulance to try to bring him back to life.
Abdul Rehman's family say he is mentally ill and has never been able to cope with...
Busted! Car with pot in trunk hits trooper's car
Mar 6 2007 - AP
It might have been one of the easiest drug busts in the history of the South Carolina Highway Patrol: A car with 43 pounds of marijuana crashed into a trooper’s cruiser, authorities said.
The easy bust happened after two patrolmen...
Man allegedly trying break-in calls cops
Mar 6 2007 - AP
If only all criminals were this helpful. A 24-year-old man called police to tell them he was trying to break into a church, but he wasn't having much luck.
Police said the found the man waiting at St. Paul's Lutheran Church. The man...
Man burns genitals in 'Jackass' stunt
Mar 8 2007 - AP
Attempts to do a movie stunt landed one man in the hospital with burned genitals and another facing criminal charges. The men were trying to do a stunt from one of the "Jackass" movies, in which a character lights his genitals on fire.