Dec 18 2006 - AP
If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, what will four birds in a pocket and three in a fanny pack bring? If border agents notice, a $1,000 fine and maybe worse.
U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents said Monday they seized seven birds from two men as they re-entered the United States from Canada via Buffalo's Peace Bridge.
John Beale, 59, and Frank Salvini, 65, caught the attention of officers when they said they had gone to Canada Friday not for the usual gambling or theater excursion, but to buy 25 pounds of millet bird seed.
The suspicious agents searched the men and found seven undeclared live finches, each worth $50 to $200 in the U.S. market. Four of the birds were in the liner of a coat pocket and the other three were in toilet paper rolls inside a fanny pack, agents said.
The Buffalo-area men each were fined $1,000, CBP spokesman Kevin Corsaro said, and the case was referred to federal wildlife and agricultural officials, who were looking into possible criminal charges.
"The smuggling of such birds increases the chances that a communicable bird disease, such as Exotic Newcastle or avian influenza, could enter the United States," Corsaro said.
Mankind has created spectacular works of art, engineered incredibly tall buildings, designed impressive supercomputers, lived in outerspace, discovered cures for nasty diseases. As a whole, nothing can compare to human intelligence, but sometimes, humans have a plan that doesn't take 'flight'.
Men try to smuggle birds in pocket, pack